Best Malaysia Boutique Irenelim Fashion

Posted by Meihiao in 05. Mar, 2010, under Shopping

It has been a long time since I showed you where I do my clothing shopping. Okay, without further ado, let me introduce you to Malaysia Online Boutique Irenelim Fashion. You have not heard of them before? Actually, I talked about them before when I received my beautiful Korean dress which I bought from them. Hehe…

Irenelim Fashion

I was in for a great surprise a couple of weeks back when they switched to a new platform. This new platform is pretty nice as it tries to make it more user friendly for shoppers like us to purchase great clothing at our convenience!

New features introduced are:

  • Membership program
  • Product reservations
  • Reward points
  • Order history
  • Live chat
  • etc etc… and many others which I have yet to discover!

I must say this is one of the most frequently updated online boutique in Malaysia. They put up a few new dresses/blouses in a day… sometimes they even put up discounted items as much as 80% off! Imagine that, 80%! Haha, you must be fast to grab these discounted items because they always sold out like hot cakes!

Tell you secretly hor, I always check out their online boutique a few times a day and I have managed to grab a nice top at 50% discount! Happy… haha!

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The New iPhone Design

Posted by Meihiao in 27. Feb, 2010, under Jokes and funny stuff

It has been a while since I last posted an update, right? Busy busy busy…

Anyway, I bet you love the Apple iPhone, and of course the newly launched iPad. Great design, but some people say the following is the only way the phone can live up to the hype. Haha, I can’t help but have to share this with you iPhone fanatics!

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100 reasons why women prefer cucumbers to men

Posted by Meihiao in 02. Nov, 2008, under Uncategorized

1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers won’t tell you size doesn’t count.
4. Cucumbers don’t get too excited.
5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket…. and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room…. and you won’t have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber…. and see the movie.
12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber…. and you can stay in the front seat.
13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.
14. A cucumber won’t eat all the popcorn…. or send you out for Milk Duds.
15. A cucumber won’t drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
16. A cucumber won’t ask: “Am I the first?”.
17. A cucumber doesn’t care if you’re a virgin.
18. Cucumbers won’t tell other cucumbers you’re a virgin.
19. Cucumbers won’t tell anyone you’re not a virgin anymore.
20. With a cucumber you don’t have to be a virgin more than once.
21. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
22. Cucumbers won’t pout if you have a headache.
23. Cucumbers won’t care what time of the month it is.
24. Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.
25. Cucumbers won’t give it up for Lent.
26. With a cucumber you never have to say you’re sorry.
27. Afterwards, a cucumber won’t: …want to shake hands and be friends.
28. …say, “I’ll call you a cab”.
29. …tell you he’s not the marrying kind.
30. …tell you he is the marrying kind.
31. …call his ex-wife or therapist.
32. …take you to confession.
33. Cucumbers don’t leave you wondering for a month.
34. Cucumbers won’t make you go to the drugstore.
35. Cucumbers won’t tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
36. A cucumber a day keeps the OB-GYN away.
37. A cucumber won’t work your crossword with ink.
38. A cucumber isn’t allergic to your cat.
39. With a cucumber you don’t have to play Florence Nightingale during the Flu season.
40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
41. A cucumber won’t eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
42. A cucumber doesn’t turn your bathroom into a library.
43. A cucumber won’t go through your medicine chest.
44. A cucumber doesn’t use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.
45. Cucumbers won’t leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.
46. Cucumbers won’t write your name and number on the men’s room wall.
47. Cucumbers don’t have sex hangups.
48. Cucumbers won’t make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your boots on.
49. Cucumbers aren’t into rope & leather, talking dirty, or swinging with fruits & nuts.
50. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
51. You can eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
52. Cucumbers never need a round of applause.
53. Cucumbers won’t ask: “Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times?”
54. Cucumbers aren’t jealous of your Gynecologist, Ski Instructor, or Hair Dresser.
55. A cucumber won’t want to join your sports group.
56. A cucumber never wants to improve your mind.
57. Cucumbers aren’t into meaningful conversations.
58. Cucumbers won’t ask about your Last Lover…. or speculate about your next one.
59. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator.
60. A cucumber won’t mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother is over.
61. No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
62. Cucumbers don’t leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on the pillow.
63. A cucumber won’t give you a hickey.
64. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night…. and you won’t have to sleep on the wet spot.
65. Cucumbers don’t leave dirty shorts on the floor.
66. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
67. A cucumber doesn’t flush the toilet while you are taking a shower.
68. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
69. Cucumbers don’t compare you to a center fold.
70. Cucumbers don’t count to 10.
71. Cucumbers don’t tell you they liked you better with long hair.
72. A cucumber will never leave you … …for another woman.
73. …for another man.
74. …for another cucumber.
75. A cucumber will never call and say “I have to work late, Honey”, and then come home smelling like another woman.
76. A cucumber never snaps your bra, pinches your butt, or gives you a snuggy.
77. You always know where a cucumber has been.
78. A cucumber never has to call “the wife”.
79. Cucumbers never have mid-life crises.
80. A cucumber won’t leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
81. Cucumbers don’t play the guitar and try to find themselves.
82. You won’t find out later that your cucumber … …is married.
83. …is on penicillin.
84. …likes you – but loves your brother.
85. A cucumber doesn’t have softball practice on the day you move.
86. Cucumbers never tell you what they did on R&R.
87. A cucumber won’t ask for a promotion just when you’re up for a promotion.
88. Cucumbers don’t care if you make more money than they do.
89. Cucumbers won’t wear a leisure suit to your office Christmas party.
90. A cucumber won’t leave town on New Year’s Eve.
91. A cucumber won’t take you to disco and dump you for a flashy outfit.
92. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
93. A cucumber doesn’t care if you always spent the holidays with your family.
94. A cucumber won’t ask to be put through Med School.
95. A cucumber won’t tell you he’s outgrown you intellectually.
96. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
97. Cucumbers don’t say “Let’s keep trying until we have a boy”.
98. A cucumber won’t insist the little cukes be raised Catholic, Jewish, or Orthodox Vegetarian.
99. It’s easy to drop a cucumber.
100. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or seek custody of anything.
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Barack Obama vs an intelligent blond

Posted by Meihiao in 31. Oct, 2008, under Uncategorized

Barack Obama was seated next to a beautiful blond on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The blond, who had just started her iPod, put it aside and said to Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said Obama. “How about What changes I should make to America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass, right? Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, obviously surprised by the girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a few seconds and finally says, “Hmmmm, I have no idea at all.”

To which the blond replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

Hahaha….

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Received my Korean Style dress from Malaysia Online Fashion store

Posted by Meihiao in 29. Oct, 2008, under Uncategorized

I am so happy today! I am so on top of the world now! ~~~

The dress I have been waiting for since 2 days ago have finally arrived! Yipee ~~~

It’s a nice Korean Style dress I ordered online at Irenelim Fashion. I don’t know when I began to like Korean styled dresses, … maybe since I started watching those Korean dramas… hehehe~~~

The online boutique owner, Irene is a really nice lady, she gave me a lot of good advice in deciding which dress to order… otherwise I was afraid I might have ordered more than 10 dresses as all of them are beautiful and some are cute!

Anyway, my dress reached me in one day! – really fast! And I must say I love the dress to the max! Hehe… suits very well.

By the way, you can get a free dress now from this Online Fashion Store! To find out how, visit Irenelim Fashion. 

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Blonde and parachute jumping

Posted by Meihiao in 13. Jul, 2008, under Uncategorized

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened with great interest to her instructor. He told her to start preparing for landing when she is at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I am at 300 feet?”

“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”

After pondering his answer, the blonde asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”

Hahahaha…

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You’ve got mail

Posted by Meihiao in 06. Jul, 2008, under Uncategorized

A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his sexy blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked into the mailbox, but then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little while later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, she went back into the house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man couldn’t help but asked her, “Is something wrong?”

The blonde replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

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How blondes use their notebook?

Posted by Meihiao in 06. Jul, 2008, under Uncategorized

If you wonder how do blondes use their notebook or laptop… well this is how. Haha… as a weight scale?! OMG.

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A Blonde bets a redhead

Posted by Meihiao in 03. Jul, 2008, under Uncategorized

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news on the TV. A man was shown threatening to jump from the London Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump. The redhead gladly replied, “I’ll take that bet!”

Anyway, before long the man jumped. So, the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet.”

So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”

The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”

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The Blonde with her 36C

Posted by Meihiao in 02. Jul, 2008, under Uncategorized

A girl came skipping home from school one day.


‘Mommy, Mommy,’ she yelled, ‘we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!’


‘Very good,’ said her mother.


‘Is it because I’m blonde?’ the girl said. ‘Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,’ said the mommy.


The next day the girl came skipping home from school. ‘Mommy, Mommy,’ she yelled, ‘we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!’


‘Very good,’ said her mother.


‘Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?’


‘Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.’


The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy,’ she yelled, ‘we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!’ And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.


‘Very good,’ said her embarrassed mother.


‘Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?’


‘No Honey, it’s because you’re 24.’

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