Barack Obama vs an intelligent blond
Barack Obama was seated next to a beautiful blond on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The blond, who had just started her iPod, put it aside and said to Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said Obama. “How about What changes I should make to America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass, right? Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, obviously surprised by the girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a few seconds and finally says, “Hmmmm, I have no idea at all.”
To which the blond replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
Hahaha….
