Mei Hiao

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened with great interest to her instructor. He told her to start preparing for landing when she is at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I am at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, the blonde asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

Hahahaha...

A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his sexy blonde neighbor came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked into the mailbox, but then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little while later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, she went back into the house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man couldn't help but asked her, "Is something wrong?"

The blonde replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

If you wonder how do blondes use their notebook or laptop... well this is how. Haha... as a weight scale?! OMG.

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news on the TV. A man was shown threatening to jump from the London Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. The redhead gladly replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, before long the man jumped. So, the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

'Mommy, Mommy,' she yelled, 'we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!'

'Very good,' said her mother.

'Is it because I'm blonde?' the girl said. 'Yes, it's because you're blonde,' said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. 'Mommy, Mommy,' she yelled, 'we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!'

'Very good,' said her mother.

'Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?'

'Yes, it's because you're blonde.'

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy,' she yelled, 'we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!' And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

'Very good,' said her embarrassed mother.

'Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?'

'No Honey, it's because you're 24.'